Wal Mart

I've spent a lot of time there the past few days. I'm not sure why, I don't like it very much. Probably because there's all kinds of threats that people will get shot there, and I like to live my life on the edge. Some good things came from it though.

1) I found out that my Jewish friend Andrew is uncomfortably good at hula hooping. He can hula hoop while wearing a hat, holding a cup, and a soccer ball. But not while holding a car battery. That's where he draws the line.


2) They sell funny action figures. If you can't tell in the picture below, on the left is a big black guy named "Daddy V" and on the right is a well-to-do white business man named "Striker." These are the last two people I would ever expect to see in a package together. But they look like they're having a good time.


3) We met the Wal-Mart security guard. He had an attitude, and a southern accent. He taught some thugs a lesson.